Li Yuchun and Yao Ming... Separated at birth??

Some amazing evidence regarding what is most likely China's best kept genetic engineering secret has been revealed today. China's 'Super Girl' Competition (超级女声) winner Li Yuchun (李宇春) and Houston Rockets superstar Yao Ming look disturbingly similar when their photos are juxtaposed for comparison.

The following photos are presented for your own comparison:







It is completely reasonable to deduce from these photos that China's cloning and genetic engineering experiments are going on now and most likely have been going on since before 1980, when Yao Ming (Codename: CCX-850912) was "born".

Do NOT give up. Do NOT give in. These experiments CAN be stopped. BE ACTIVE, SAVE THE WORLD.

Two-legged Jumping

Went to the park again today and practiced 2-legged jumps. I discovered that the trick, much like being on a trampoline, is to keep your knees locked when you hit the ground. That way the spring absorbs all the energy, and also flings you back up nice and high. If you bend your knees the energy is lost and you don't get high at all.

Anyhow, here's today's video.

Two-legged jumps!