Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Vince's 19th Birthday

Hi everyone!

So, last Saturday was Vince's 19th Birthday. To celebrate, we all went out to 2 hours of all-you-can-drink karaoke and then spent the rest of the night in an 80's nightclub called Castillo's, in Roppongi. It was a great night - I was more drunk than ever! Unfortunately Vince's camera broke half way through the night so all we get to see are some pictures of karaoke. Nevertheless, here they are, commemorated on this blog forever. Enjoy!


Before karaoke. Takako, Me, Jose's friend Takashi and Jose.



The group at karaoke.



Me, Takako, Jose and Takashi again. I think I am singing Eternal Flame.



The group again. We had a huge karaoke room!



Takako, Me and Vince's Canadian friend Keith, getting a bit friendly!



After karaoke!



After karaoke, again! That's Vince with the big pink turd on his head.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Vince's prank on Jose

1. Lay plastic door-frame pieces against Jose's door.
2. Open some umbrellas, place accordingly.
3. Move air filter, fire extinguisher and chair into somewhat annoying positions.
4. Wait until Jose wakes up.
5. Wet pants.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Eating the forbidden fish...

I managed to find an izakaya today that served whale sashimi! Honestly though, it didn't taste any different to other kinds of sashimi, except maybe it was a little oilier. And I guess it's a bit darker. What a rip off though - 5 slices for 900 yen! I mean come on whales are HUGE!

Friday, May 18, 2007

Engrish

I have it on good authority that girls actually like tasty "nuts"...

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Word of the day

pimpnicity, as in:
The key to being a pimp, is knowing that you are a pimp. When you question your pimpnicity, others will too.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

My Brother's Pussy


Everyone, meet Calypso.

Some Purikura and stuff

Went out last night with Jose and two girls, Satomi and Kahori. We went bowling and Satomi DESTROYED us all with a score of 160. Christ!

Anyway we took Purikura and the machine had an option to send them to mobile phones. So, here they are!

Also we went to an Izakaya for a delicious dinner, and then to karaoke!

Also, Happy Mother's day, everyone.





Thursday, May 10, 2007

Thoughts on women

In my job I encounter a lot of women: mothers, in particular. While their husbands are off slaving away (and yes, this is Japan so I literally mean slaving) at the office, these mothers have the arguably unenviable task of looking after their little sprogs. And it is through repeated meetings with these women that I come to this conclusion: Women (particularly Japanese women) over 30 quite literally turn into baby-making factories.

I know it sounds obvious but oh my god! It seems every week one of them has a new one. They come in carrying their expressionless offspring bundled up in some kind of baby-carrying sling around their shoulders, mopping up their dribble and telling them to stop screaming. It`s kind of funny I guess, maybe it`s from coming from Australia, but the penchant for literally giving up work for a good 6-8 years to raise children seems to be rife here. Women just turn into housewives and stay that way for what seems like bloody ages. Then they get a part time job, or something.

No wonder Japan`s population is so god damn large. It`s because seemingly every woman can just drop everything and queef out a couple of babies. Not only can they, but when they get to 30, they feel socially compelled to! Amazing.

Anyway I`ve ranted enough.. This wasn`t nearly as interesting as I thought it was going to be. Sorry, sports fans.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Atami!

It being Golden Week, today Jose, one of Jose's friends named Sebastian (half-swiss half-japanese) and I made a day-trip to Atami. Atami is a beautiful little seaside town on the Izu Peninsula, about 2 hours south of Tokyo. It is famous for its hot springs and its picturesque beach scenery.

So, we left at about 9am, caught the normal express train from Shinjuku to Odawara, which took about 100 minutes or so. Then, we caught the Shinkansen for just ONE stop from Odawara to Atami. You are probably thinking "Why would you take it for just one stop!??". Well, it is a 10 minute ride and costs 1240 yen one way, so it's not ludicrously expensive. A local train would take much longer and Jose and Sebastian had never had the Shinkansen experience...

So we got there and headed for the hot spring. It was great! It was on the roof of a hotel; it had an outdoor pool that was about 58 degrees C, a sauna, a spa, a cold pool, and it all overlooked the ocean, as you will see in the photos I will post below. Very nice atmos, and it was only 1000 yen for all the sauna and spa'ing you could handle.

After that we went into town and found ourselves something to eat. It was ramen, and I was a bit disappointed because I wanted to eat raw fish (Atami being a seaside town after all) but Jose and Sebastian were too concerned about spending heaps of money (admittedly, the restaurants were tourist traps and quite expensive).

Next we caught a bus down to the beach, where we went on the sand (it's really dark here in Japan) and found a beach volleyball court! Next to it, 4 random girls were just chilling out, sort of half-heartedly throwing a volleyball to each other. So I wandered over and asked them if they wanted to play with us on the court. They said yes, and we had a fun time!

After that, we heard some drums and wandered over to the source, only to find ourselves in the middle of some kind of festival, with people dressed up dancing and drumming and what not. Very Japanese!

Finally, we bought some beers, sat out on the sort of jetty-type thing and drank them, and caught the train back. It was such a long day but now my skin feels all nice from the sauna and hot spring, the volleyball was pretty strenous (and my pants are now full of sand), but all round it was a fun fun day. Enjoy the pics!


A statue in Odawara


The hot spring, on the roof of a building overlooking the sea!


The view in one direction...


And in another...


And in another!


The Atami Beach...


The Atami Beach again...


Some traditional Japanese dancers (what's this called, can anyone help me? awa odori or something?)


A big taiko drum


The scene of the festival


A dead shark doing it with a dead manta ray...

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Japanese kindness

Today a nice thing happened! While eating all alone at the ramen shop near my house, feeling sorry for myself because I have a cold and am tired and irritable, the kind (read: drunk) old man sitting next to me stood up, payed for his meal, then insisted that he pay for mine as well!

I politely asked why, and he said "no no don't worry! your japanese is very good! keep it up!!"

"uh... sure!" i said, and continued eating. He just wandered off.

Free dinner! Thanks, Japan!