What is with this annoying trend these days for girls to wear short shorts and BIG SUNGLASSES that make them look like blowflies?
According to a friend of mine, it began further north, in Queensland or something, and then has spread everywhere. There are two big problems with this stupid trend:
1. Shorts, despite tightly gripping the buttocks and looking quite nice on girls with an ass smaller than two oversized watermelons fighting in a pair of pants, make it exceptionally difficult to take ninjashots.
2. Those stupid glasses are so old fashioned and they make girls look like flies. Have you ever thought that maybe they are wearing such big glasses to cover up their ugly faces? While they're all wearing sunglasses, you can hardly see the condition of their skin or the juxtapositioning of their features. Oh! What a handy disguise! Thank god there's yet another way to cover up your ugly mug! Why not try eating better or not getting absolutely maggots drunk every night and your skin on your face might look a bit nicer.
It might be alright if only a few girls were wearing the same outfit - it's just that lately it's gotten to plague proportions to the extent that I can't tell the difference between one girl and another except by the colours they have chosen.
It's amazing, actually. I'll try and get a photo of it one day.
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