What's new these days

Well, I realised I haven't updated my blog with any of my recent happenings lately, so I thought I'd give a bit of a rundown of the latest.

First and foremost, I am moving out! My contract at this guesthouse expires on the 30th of June, giving me 13 more days here. Yesterday was spent looking at apartments with my friend Takako, and after a lot of anxiety and decision-making inability on her part, she finally agreed that moving out with me would be a good idea. Yesterday we found a great 2DK in a place called Hounancho, only 5 stops from Shinjuku, for ¥135,000 (AU$1350) a month. Obviously divide that by two, and then add the cost of utilities (which, hopefully, won't be all THAT much) and I am paying only about $30 a week extra than I am here. The size of the place is amazing though - compare this: Current room in guesthouse = 9 sq. metres (plus shared kitchen, bathroom etc.). New place = 60 sq. metres! And only sharing with one other person. Suh-weet. The only unfortunate thing is the difficulty asosciated with renting an apartment in Japan. While we got one without the usual "key money" (literally a "gift" of 1 month's rent to the owner just for good faith), the fee for the real estate agency is also 1 month's rent. In other words, to move in we have to pay, in total, $1350 (fee), $1350 (first month's rent), plus compulsory insurance and lock-changing fee (about $300), plus Takako, having more savings than me, has to pay $2700 as a deposit, and even if at the end of the contract the place is in perfect condition, all of that is guaranteed NOT to come back. Then comes the cost of furniture (fridge, washing machine (which can be gotten cheaply second hand), curtains, etc. (the place is unfurnished)). So, yes, it's a bit of an exercise, but overall I think it's pretty good. It certainly beats "guesthouse" living, not only in that one's own apartment is much larger, but also the feeling of it is a lot more permanent, unlike the notorious "temporary housing" feeling one gets from living in "temporary housing" such as a guesthouse. Furthermore, Jose (my now former housemate) moved into another guesthouse not far from here, is paying $50 a month more for ANOTHER basement room that STINKS, is DIRTY, and quite a bit smaller. I think a 60 sq. metre two-bedroom apartment near Shinjuku is way, way, way better.

Otherwise, things are going on as usual. Work is still the same except these days I have Thursdays completely off, due to the only students I have on Thursdays having gone back to Korea (they are Korean) for the duration of the Summer. Occasionally I might have some work to do (for instance, this week I had to make audio-books of a selection of children's picture books for the kids to use while they read so they can hear correct pronunciation), but at least I get to stay at home to do it. Certainly beats the fifty minute train ride (including two transfers) it takes to get to work. Not that I have to pay for it (Japanese companies most often pay for the transport of their employees), but the hassle of it is something that isn't missed on a day off.

Today I went to Harajuku, home of Yoyogi Park and the Meiji Shrine and met my friend Saori from Nagoya. Jose came as well and we wandered around, past all the transvestites, girls dressed up lolita style, goths, people holding "free hugs" signs (one was a cute girl, but she was dressed in some kind of bright green and hooded superhero tracksuit), headbangers, rockabillies, Jamaicans with drums, unicyclists, rockers... you name it, Harajuku has got them. Feel free to add to that list if you can think of any other genres commonly seen at that park.

Actually, I thought of a perfect way to meet girls in Yoyogi park. All you have to do is get a little and extremely cute dog. A poodle, a chihuahua, or (like we saw today), a litter of SEVEN baby Dachsunds, anything will do. And then walk them through the park. You will need some kind of hyperchronic counting mechanism to count the number of times girls will approach you and say how "kawaii!!!" (cute) your dog is, thus opening the door for whatever brand of "nanpa" (err.. 'pick up lines'?) you want to employ. Being foreign is usually a good nanpa in itself (although admittedly, it only attracts a certain type of girl), however, a foreigner who can speak Japanese well enough to at least SOUND fluent increases its potency tenfold.

Anyhow, that's about all for "happenings". The house is slowly becoming empty with more and more of us leaving, which is actually a bit sad. Oh well, better things await. However, I fear I will be a bit put out with all the moving business, and having to spend a fair bit of money on the move and acquisition of furniture. Happily, I remembered recently that it is tax time in Australia and so I must get on to my former employees and get them to forward my group certificates. Should get a fair bit out of that, which would help enormously.

Otherwise, life continues. The weather has become hot (20 degrees at night, over 26 during the day) and shorts are now my uniform. Lovin' it. Apparently tsuyu (rainy season) is about to start and so I'd better get ready for a month of constant, heatstroke-inducing humidity and twenty-four hour rain. Thank god for air conditioners.

With that, I sign out. Oh wait, actually, with THIS I sign out:

My housemate, Vince, has a giant haemorrhoid that he describes (among other things) as "an anal dumpling". Enjoy that image, the lot of you.