Roppongi is fucked!!

If you were to ask me "Max Breaker, what is the worst experience you have ever had in Japan?" I would instantly be able to say "Going to fucking Roppongi!!!!"

This place is a cool looking place with lots of restaurants and karaoke and happening things, but it's just FULL of fucked foreigners and darky hustlers!

Walk out of the train station and within seconds you're accosted by someone - I dunno, Africans I guess, darkies anyway, and they get you to shake their hand and then give you a business card saying "Come into my bar! Hot ladies with revolving (sic) titties!! Gentleman's clubs!!!" Worse still, they follow you up the street!!

Anyway they are always offering some stupid deal like 4000 yen for 2 hours of non-stop drinking. And they always promise that there will be "hot ladies" inside for you to talk to. Anyway, we "negotiated" as much as we could with one guy and it seemed to be OK. Sure enough though, no other customers but us and the "hot ladies" were a mixture of overweight darkies and plastic surgery South Americans. Where are all the Japanese girls at?? Jeez.

So they talked to us for a while but I just couldn't be stuffed talking at all. Just small talk. Ordered a few more beers that took forever to arrive. Arrrrrgh the memories of it are nothing but memories of complete shit.

I mean sure, if you're there on a business trip and you just wanna get some P.I.V. ACTION, then sure, you want bitches - japan's got bitches. But it's complete crap going there if you want anything other than foreigner whores!

So there. My rating for Roppongi is a big fat 0 where 0 is the worst and the possible highest score is 10 to the power of a trillion. Adventure at your own peril.